Carvex @ Carvex @lemmy.world

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If there is a god may he smite all those who kill in his name.

They floated too high when they should have sunk into the water a bit to clear the bridge.

But he's Black Science Man! How else would I know the sun is hot without him learning me?

What was it before this?

4/20 would plumb again

"I bet you can't even en passant you loser" - Chess Gang

Or at least sterilize us for a little while, until we can get our shit together.

I'd love to read why but the NYT can fornicate itself.

USS Benny Hill?

There is no plan, just incompetence.

I'm exhausted with one wife's needs and wants, this man is a neglectful trooper

There's no fucking way he knows what either of those words mean, he has a 3rd grade vocabulary.

The horn on my truck will also die that day from overuse as I drive through this backwards-ass bumfuck low-IQ confederate county blaring it from end to end for hours.

Awn I amember you Tooth! Iz been good since Brandeigne and iz split, she took the lil bastards good rittance. Still see her at family bbqs and grams service. How you? Still sniffin urinal cakes at the J?

Electric cars are almost 150 years old. Imagine the technology stifled by Big Oil^TM

I dint gradumate 3st grade so i think youz insultin me now

His tweets always sound like something a child rapist starts seducing with

Doesn't make sense that his jobs not fun,

He keeps on drinking and he never had to run.

So much to tell, so much to say,

What are government secrets anyway?

They'll never know if you don't blow

Who'd thought we sink this low? Yo!

All my thots and prayers will go towards this