Carvex @ Carvex @lemmy.world

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More like helping themselves to children.

1300+ GOP pedos right here

Credit to Rep. Jasmine Crockett of Dallas TX, she doesn’t take shit from rich white men, it’s wonderful to watch.

I farted in the shower and thought I shit myself, but it was just shampoo.

I don’t, I walk right by the guy with my cart. I just paid for all this shit at the cashier which already took forever due to incompetence, on no less than 20 cameras with their own employee scanning items. They have no authority to hold me there and I already own the items in the cart.

If they accuse me of stealing, they will never get another dollar from me. I hope there are many others like me.

They look like the human versions of the Worm Guys from Men in Black

If I recall correctly Governor HotWheels, Gawd put you in that wheelchair. Feels like you should be a bit more pissed at him rather than forcing his demands on others.

A judge would sign a search warrant because of a power bill? Damn

Can I replace Windows with SteamOS directly yet? -Basic Win11 user who is getting sick of Win11. Get off my WinXpLawn

No one fluttertounges like Jethro

Did you know the Ancient Greeks invented anal sex? It only took 200 years before the Romans decided they should try it with women.

Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts

If you were born a genius with inattentive mindless parents who basically raised yourself, you’d probably be a bit of a wanker too. He also means well and helps his friends and neighbors through life problems with no expectation of favors in return.

The man has a law degree from Yale which should be getting revoked soon, clearly he cheated or didn't learn enough to earn the degree.

"Give me money and I'll do shit for you". Cover letter complete.

It's like breaking wind with more solids

So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?

Sfer fukin rown kerners

Illinois, pronounced Illinoy, is from an ancient Illini Indian word "Iliniwek", meaning "fuck you white man go away".

You'll find many city and land names around America translated loosely as the same, then some white people were probably like iT meAnS lArGe RiVeR and wrote that down instead.

I was just being a smartass, I didn't know that was actually protocol to change speed

That's a Roman Salute (that never existed in Roman Times, just fascist modern countries).

He's autistic, it's not his fault (also they'll never hold jobs or be successful).

His heart goes out (to other white supremacists in the crowd who cheered loudly for his salute).

He's just waving to the crowd (while promoting white fascism).

He got a little over excited (and forgot he was being recorded?)

What a fucking weird loser.