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Those socks you accuse your dryer of losing... Nope was just a cat trying to make you crazy

But I only got $3.8 trillion in my checking

It's nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.

All I know is if I drink some coffee and eat a dozen donuts with it I no longer feel hungry. It's my secret diet.

Well did you see how it sucked on his hand though

I don't think God asked Mary for permission and he will make you preganent if he wants to.

Instead of cooking the fries he'll give them a hit of his spray tan

Now when I hear the name Arnold Palmer I will no longer think of the drink.

I've been telling you for 30 years to get over it, maybe in 31 years 😢

I thought we agreed to use rhinos as the measuring unit for drugs?

Lindsey is getting ready to work the corner, his hands are tied, anything for the party ;)

That's what he gets for trashing Detroit. I'm sure everyone that works his rallies hates him

No shortage of material there

The people they are listing were known conservatives. I would say Trump removed all shame from people who were reserved about it before.

His hatred for immigrants is probably the only thing keeping him alive right now.

Can you smell the succulence?

Thank you for your

If only we had a time machine. We could go back to 1998 and assassinate Joe Meme before he ever invented the damn things. That's what I would do. Oh and take care of baby Hitler.

This is common. I was a no-pet person until my wife convinced me to get a cat. That kitten did not care about my space. It was on my lap anytime it wanted and he was going to kiss my face or else. Its hard to push away something that loves you from the first moment.

How do I know he's immortal? Well when he was 3 we lived in LA. My commute was 1.5 hrs each way with a stop in Downtown for my wife. I drove a Jeep wrangler, mostly in bumper to bumper traffic. Well one day he decided to follow me out the door and sneak into the engine compartment. I had no idea. Drove to work with the stop in between. Luckily I parked somewhere covered when I got to work and stayed at the office for lunch.

Later I left and picked up my wife and was almost home when I hear meowing. I thought some stray got in there while my car was parked at work. Instead of stopping on the side of the road and risking it running into traffic we went all the way home. Jump out of the jeep and open the hood to see Orion, poking his head up and panting but unharmed. He saw where he was and ran for the house. If anything happened that day I would have thought he vanished in thin air. Why do they have to toy with us like that :D