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All pills are placebos. It's all within your mind. Cure all your ailments with Oracle™ Miracle Tonic!

That's why no one ever comes over to visit

Change the name to Star Trek and get a crew together composed of beings from around the universe and a black lady. To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, yadda yadda yadda...

God: I want to smite them all and fuck off to Rigel 7.

Jesus: Please don't.

I'm going to leave work 1.3ms early

I am a strict humanitarian. I only eat humans.

In America, once a child is born they immediately become invisible to republicans. Maybe we should be raising them in the way of the Shinobi?

Charge them rent and use that money to buy a social media company.

Think about it. Those kids never let the Jewish rabbit have any of their trix. And those flavors!

I had the same issue once and I solved it by adding more fans

They are also the reason why trix cereal tasted a little fascist

If you visit harbin China they will think you are Russian, which is pretty much a wash. The worst part is the Russians will think you are Russian too and try to get you to drink with them. Unless you regularly down pints of vodka do NOT go drinking with Russians.

It's like capitalism inside your capitalism

It's going to suck to be forced to eat there. But what can you do, the ziabatsu commands it.

Sorry I called dibs already, you guys will have to find another cave to live in

Words with the -ism suffix. Like capitalism, authoritarianism, veganism, etc.

Most of the -ism's get you here. The only one that doesn't: Peppa Pigism

The first rule of Project Mayhem is you don't ask questions about Project Mayhem.

Making apple pies is much harder cause you have to build a universe first. I just skip right past those recipes.

I just have to hope he, or a stranger chipmunk uses it. Don't have snakes or rats to worry about where I live. If it wasn't for this guy though I never would have bothered