BananaPeal @ BananaPeal @sh.itjust.works

Older millennial nerd.

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That video is why I went back to powder instead of gel.

Pffft. I still can't get over the first time someone unironically used the term "this shit slaps" in front of me.

I hear it. Off in the distance. It's the sound of you not giving a fuck. Seek it out.

I talk a lot when I'm drunk. I over-explain and over-share like crazy. My 10-year old also does this on a regular basis.

On an unrelated note, I seem to be missing a bottle of vodka. If anyone sees it, please let me know.

What does a group of indigenous teenagers have to do with pride?

Soup season! That explains the dreams where I keep trying to put a chicken into a hot tub.

Is that why my cakes keep falling? I thought butger was optional.

My least expensive option was the local cat shelter. They have a ton of cats and the small fee I paid was to cover sterilization, mainly. It was actually cheaper than it would have been to get a free cat off a marketplace and get it sterilized.

I'm partial to bone marrow. 3 ounces specifically, just enough to save my life.

Pretty sure I see vegetables. Looks like you were successful!

It's just bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?

https://youtu.be/s-J9nxpwehI

On Halloween, we will be putting out a bowl with candy in front of a jump scare. You will have to activate it to get candy. There will be a camera.

"Am I adopted?"

"Not yet."

It's not all bad, most were decent. The Christmas episode and finale were great!

I'm not sure which I hate more, the whole chicken or the green olive.

PAW PATRÓN, you're on your own!

When your spouse tries something new for dinner but you're still trying to get laid

I go ahead and download the right one immediately. Then I make sure I'm seeding to a ratio of 1 or at least past the minimum seed time for the tracker. And as long as there are a few seeders, delete.

Yes, and it wasn't very expensive.