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BananaPeal
BananaPeal @ BananaPeal @sh.itjust.works
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The most useful state comparison

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  • Maine: 1.7 moose per square mile Alaska: 0.26 moose per square mile

    • The most useful state comparison

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  • Maine: 1.7 moose per square mile Alaska: 0.26 moose per square mile

    • How many showers do you take a day?

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  • I think you're thinking about it being bad for your skin. I think there's some validity to this, but I can't be certain. Any dermatologists in the house? Moisturizer seems like a good idea.

    • Yeah, my tea has water-cooling

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  • Y'all trying to come up with ways to cool it while I'm using my 5 temperature setting electric kettle to get the water hot enough to steep tea, but not boil.

    • A proportional response

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  • Little bits.

    • "I" love lamp

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  • I think that might be two ladies. Notice no hair on the chin.

    • Is this not how lumber is measured in other countries?

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  • Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

    • Fish out of water

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  • Billy Madison explored this a little bit when he made it to high school. Pretty much any movie where someone goes back to high school does this. 21 Jump Street was mentioned by someone.

    • Just jokes folks.

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  • Many Democrats think Trump is so bad that he's worthy of ridicule. But also realize that Biden is kinda shit too, but at least he's not Trump.

    • What's something that's not common knowledge but you think everyone should know?

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    • What's something that's not common knowledge but you think everyone should know?

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  • In Windows 10 & 11, window+shift+S then draw a box to grab a quick, pre-cropped screenshot. It goes to your clipboard for easy paste and you get a notification you can click to view and save to file.

    Bonus: use window+L at work to lock your desktop, preventing shenanigans.

    • Duolingo be like fr:

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  • Hexagons are the bestagons.

    • What’s your most used line?

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  • I have kids who are easily distracted so you'll hear me saying, "Let's go already!"

    • Relatable

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  • Using a mnemonic device IS smart.

    • Relatable

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  • Is there a possibly that I'm Gregnant?

    • Do you have a favorite toilet at work and why is that?

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  • Yeah, there only single person bathrooms where I work and it depends on the action I plan to take. Peeing I'll do any of them, but pooping is reversed for the one in the corner, away from everything and everyone and it always has plenty of spray.

    • Can you tell me about any lesser-known local fruits or vegetables in your area that you think more people should discover?

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  • Wild blueberries. They're smaller, sweeter, and grow on a low bush. The bigger, high bush blueberries may as well be a different fruit.

    • What are some harmless ways to prank someone?

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  • If we're talking computers, screenshot their desktop, set it as background, move taskbar to top, auto hide it, right-click desktop and choose hide icons.

    Advanced mode: also set screen flip to 180 degrees and flip the background so it looks right side up.

    • Yes, I'm aware that doctors and scientist use it.

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  • I think I know what you're trying to get at, but it's not very effective or funny.

    • Is it wrong for 25M to date 19F?

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  • This is the real issue. Date her and have a great time, but don't consider moving in together or getting married for years. I got married when we were both 18 and after a few years, she turned into a different person and ended up really hurting me. 0/10 would not do again.