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  • I thought Papa Woody was just Arbor Day. Good to see him branching out.

  • Hey everybody have you seen my nuts? They're big and salty and green. If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my nuts in your mouth!

    https://youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY

  • If he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aarrggh'. He'd just say it!

  • I was going to tell you a dick joke, but it's too hard.

  • Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics.

  • I mean it CAN be a job if they also do repairs, landscaping, and/or preventative maintenance. Almost none of them do it though.

  • I call it tactical mode.

  • First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I'm just going to list a few real names I've heard. Middles included.

    Wynter Obsidian

    Ocean Zebediah

    Buck Shot

  • Reminds me of a Bender line.

    Petunia: "Die young and leave a pretty corpse, that's what I say."

    Bender: "You should say something else."

  • Yeah that's my thought.

  • He also needs help with next year's plans. He's an elected official, he can't make decisions by himself.

  • Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

  • I sell murder and murder accessories.

  • Looks like there's a new contender for the title of bestagon. Wait until CGPGrey hears about this.

  • He also mentioned something about a chemical reaction that happens when the powder hits water that you miss out on when using gel.

  • Mine has two cavities, as well. I just fill one and sprinkle a little on the door for pre-wash. Seems to do well.

  • That video is why I went back to powder instead of gel.