The Assman @ Assman @sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?

Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?

Aggressive negotiations

Never stopped him before

You don't have to be so dramatic.

Yeah, he's on first

Oh no! He's hot!

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

You either need to do more or less drugs. I'm not sure which.

And now I'm dropping them in the chipotle bathroom

Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea

I would like to name my very rare disease "a very rare disease". It's what Abbott and Costello would do

I didn't mention a single thing about combat roles or personal danger

To fight

To be the arm

To defend

To protect

Do you not know what any of those terms mean

You know most enlisted aren't in combat roles right? My brother did ten years behind a desk, ended up with an awesome career and got to travel the world for free.

Selfish bastard didn't get milady any milk

Relevant username

All these weird numeric names. I'm gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

That's one small step for gnorts

Thanks handsome