The Assman @ Assman @sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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A fucking DORK?

So I did this last night after your comment. This morning it's the consistency of yogurt. Maybe we have different definitions of "solid".

It's far from solid at room temp, not really liquid either. Hence the question.

How solid we talking 🤔 wondering about bacon grease

But what is Aleppo?

Damn, he never learned how to have sex :(

For me it was the body book at the book fair. I learned what the outside and the inside of a boob looked like that day.

You might have to just skip this 2 minute playstation commercial

My dumbass looking for Saddam Hussein like it's where's Waldo

Y'all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?

Movie first, Saturday afternoon. Next it was a dinner date, and then board game night with her friends. You know, to make sure everyone is compatible.

In case you do, here's a list of dozens of politicians murdered in cold blood this year: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_politicians_killed_during_the_2024_Mexican_elections

Now when you say "sort your own shit first", you don't mean politician murders, correct? Because that seems sorted.

You wanna talk about all those dead politicians or no?

You literally can. It's a setting.

It's better than bad, it's good!

Personally I think it's high time Mexico accepts some help with their cartel problem. They've literally made zero progress after decades.

Only the good die young

Ass Hill, you say 👀

The worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight

Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?

There's barely any person left in it these days