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  • Zuckerberg responded by saying, "Oh my God! I've violated Asimov's first rule! What have I DOOOOONE?!" and exploding on the spot.

  • He hasn't read this many disturbing responses since he was introduced to Sesame Street in the first place.

  • Life sucks, no doubt, but you're here and you have to get used to it. The best advice I can provide is slurp up all the good moments you can and savor the taste, so their memories will get you through the hard spots. Repeat until dead.

  • "If you don't have these little 'advertisements' cleaned up by the time we get back, I'LL come to Quark's... and believe me, I'll have FUN."

  • Man, now you just trollin'.

    I get a laugh out of Sisko doing a silly child's dance in Lethal Candyland, in that episode of DS9 when they make first contact with a bunch of gambling aliens. "Allamarane! Count to four! Allamarane! Then three more!" It's those little moments in Star Trek where respected actors humiliate themselves for the sake of the plot that are just so great to watch. See also Armin Shimerman as the silvery announcement box in one of the early TNG episodes.

  • I'm wary of using vending machines lately. You can use a debit card on the soda machines, but they'll charge you much more than the cost of the soda, and not refund you the difference for several days. I think that sucks.

  • Amazon's no longer any good at shipping, and Google's no longer any good at searching. What a terrible year to be a tech nerd.

  • Gee, boomers are being selfish! Who would have guessed?

  • Too busy getting our consciousnesses shocked by mass killings at supermarkets, I guess. By the way, nice work blinding that cyclops.

  • Well, that's good news for once. Pump the goober full of sodium enditall; he won't be missed.

  • Just Amazon Prime and Paramount Putz. I'd get rid of the former, but I've heard it's tough to do. Also, I don't subscribe to Amazon Prime for television specifically; that sub is for free shipping specifically. The streaming is just gravy... although with the upcoming advertising attached to shows, it's more like diaper gravy.

  • Maybe they'll fuck themselves over for a change.

  • So, "Crash the old order and creat a new society!" Sounds like Elevator Action II without the fun parts.

  • Accelerationist? Do I even want to know what that is?

  • "If you only knew how tired I was of you calling me that!"

    Sorry, been watching too much BTAS again.

  • Belarus! The country whose existence you only know about from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?!