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ArugulaZ
ArugulaZ @ ArugulaZ @kbin.social
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Donald Trump claims credit for ‘miracle’ of overturning right to abortion

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  • The abortion "moderate," ladies and gentlemen. A reminder that whatever he's telling you to get elected is just honey. If he gets re-elected, he'll do whatever the hell he wants, the voters be damned.

    • Skeletor wants you to be safe after the election

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  • Good, the kill-billies can take a ride on the electric chair.

    • Skeletor wants you to be safe after the election

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  • Busta WOOF!

    • If Trump and Biden both died today, what would happen?

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  • Trump's dead, though, right? Yeah, I can live with that.

    • Christie will announce at New Hampshire town hall that he's ending presidential bid, AP source says

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  • It's less of a run and more of an awkward waddle.

    • Christie will announce at New Hampshire town hall that he's ending presidential bid, AP source says

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  • Back to delivering Big Macs for the Oompa-Loompa in Chief!

    • Fruit Stripe Gum Is Gone Forever

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  • Fruit Stripe gum had the unfortunate distinction of being the most delicious thing you've ever put in your mouth, a total whirlwind of flavor... for five seconds. Then it's just sugar, then shortly after that, it's just nothing. It's like something Willy Wonka would have wished for on a monkey's paw.

    • Trump tells Iowans to ‘get over’ school shooting at campaign event

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  • Iowa needs to get over YOU, poopy pants.

    • More things like Star Trek?

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  • Not quite what you wanted, but the Alien Nation TV series is pretty good, if you don't mind a little buddy cop drama in your science fiction.

    • Nearly Half of Companies Plan to Eliminate Bachelor's Degree Requirements in 2024

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  • But I have a bachelor's... degree...

    • Which pill do you choose?

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  • Is cyanide an option?

    • LaPierre to step down as National Rifle Association leader

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  • He did this shit before. He stepped down as leader, let Charlton Heston run the place as a PR stunt, then came back when the heat was off. When it's safe for the soulless piece of garbage to come back, he'll return.

    • Every race needs at least one.

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  • The Klingon in the episode was like, "This is stupid! I'd kill her if she wasn't already dead!"

    • Every race needs at least one.

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  • And Salome Jens, apparently.

    • Nintendo’s design guru Shigeru Miyamoto: ‘I wanted to make something weird’

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  • Mission accomplished. Many, many times over.

    • My little Bella truly enjoys the now public domain Steamboat Willie short film. She watched almost the whole thing

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  • Pete is supposed to be a cat. Yeah, I was shocked too.

    • Neo-Nazi podcasters sent to prison on terror charges for targeting Prince Harry and his young son

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  • The only dukes of sus-sex around here are these two creeps' in-bred parents.

    • Neo-Nazi podcasters sent to prison on terror charges for targeting Prince Harry and his young son

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  • More like fecal alcohol syndrome.

    • Neo-Nazi podcasters sent to prison on terror charges for targeting Prince Harry and his young son

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  • Or related to Brian Kilmeade, that cyclops from Fox News.

    • Neo-Nazi podcasters sent to prison on terror charges for targeting Prince Harry and his young son

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  • White "supremacists," ladies and gentlemen. Imagine goobers like these thinking they're the master race. They're so gross and ugly and unaccomplished that it's the only thing they've got to lean on.

    "What education have you had?"
    "I'm white."
    "What honors have you received?"
    "I'm white."
    "Have you done anything whatsoever to improve the lives of others?"
    "...I'm white?"
    "Okay. Don't call us, we'll call you."