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  • Once again... THEY DON'T HAVE THE OPPORTUNITIES BOOMERS DID. There are no savings to spare when the price for everything has been artificially inflated. Maybe stop gouging them with a financial ice pick, and they'll have the money to save.

  • Good GOD, man. I literally said "EWWWWWWW!!!" when I read this. This is like the genocidal version of Gene Hackman's plans in the Superman film.

  • Sure blew up Dr. Oz's political career.

  • I'd suggest this guy get the yogurt enema that was so popular at Kellogg during its early days.

    (You know what cures those deviant sexual urges? Having thick white liquid injected into your rectum.)

  • OH GOD SOMEONE TURNED ON THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!

  • "Gemini, set an alert for when Google dumps you and goes back to the assistant."

  • Is this gonna be one of those tech bandwagon things that Google fails at so consistently? You know, like Google phones, Google Plus, Google Pay, Google Stadia, Google Your Poodle, etc.

  • I dislike wayland

    Jump
  • Is this like the Linux nerds' version of the Crips and the Bloods?

  • Texas. You can't live with it, you can't... uh, live with it.

  • And he'll pause the Supreme Court permanently if he gets the reins of power again. "Checks and balances? I won't be needing THOSE as Supreme Leader!"

  • Anti-vaxxers, of course. Everyone thank the anti-vaxxers with both middle fingers!

  • Without humanity, peace is easily achieved.

  • Just admit you want to kill all Palestinians, Bibi the Big-Eared Butcher.

  • Is this the same guy who cut off his father's head, or some other kook?

  • Ty Burrell played Mr. Peabody in the Dreamworks film based on the old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon shorts, where a super intelligent dog had mastered time travel. A year prior, Burrell was regularly being outsmarted by an orange in ads for Tropicana juice drinks.

    I'm just sayin', if you were going to hire someone to be a pompous canine smarty-pants, well... David Hyde Pierce is RIGHT THERE.

  • The biggest challenge of the interview was the translator trying to understand what Tucker Carlson was saying with his mouth full.

  • Three bucks for a hash brown? You know Simplot sells packs of ten for four dollars, right? And you can cook them on a stovetop with a tablespoon of vegetable oil, right? Hell, if you're desperate, you could even throw a pair into the toaster, although they won't taste nearly as good that way.

  • Maybe just stick with the lettuce, Mr. Galapagos Tortoise.

  • This seems to happen with progressive rock at alarming levels. They just reach a point where they take their pretentious bullshit a little too far, and the fans grow weary of it. You saw that with Jethro Tull, which pushed its luck with A Passion Play after scoring a critical success with Thick as a Brick. Yes took it too far with Topographic Oceans. I'm sure ELP has an album where they pushed the envelope a little too far and pushed away the audience in the process. Unfortunately, that had a pendulum effect, with ELP releasing the wimpy Love Beach in an attempt to reel back in those lapsed fans.

  • This is MAGA, ladies and gentlemen. If they're not actively doing stuff like this, they're at least thinking about it, and they sure don't have a problem with it.