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  • That would be a line in the Adult Swim reboot of Johnny Bravo.

  • How do you even get a Blowski account, anyway? I guess they give out invitations, but they're slow to do it.

  • How accurate are polls these days? If you can't call people with cell phones, you're forced to call landlines, and those are owned by septuagenarians and octogenarians who lean hard to the right. It's had an effect on the accuracy of polls, as the recently fired Nate Silver will tell you. His analyses used to be eerily accurate, but then cell phones happened.

  • Richie Bitch.

  • Oh, so the kill-billy was also killed? I love a happy ending!

  • Cheap, iron pyrite-plated crap that's guaranteed to disappoint! That's the Trump promise!

    (Trump promises not guaranteed to be honored.)

  • I'm plenty mad! But what the fuck do you want me to do about it?! Trump's lawyers keep rolling back the trial dates, Republicans try to keep the trials from happening at all. The only way anyone in power is going to take our complaints seriously is if we go to the same lengths as the January 6th rioters, and we know what happened to them. Really, what would you LIKE us to do? I'm open to fucking suggestions, because nothing we've done so far has accomplished anything. We just get ignored.

    THIS IS NOT OUR FAULTS.

  • Ramaswamy ding-dong.

    If you're old enough to die for your country, you're old enough to vote. Period.

  • Kill-billies kill. It's all they know, it's all they can do.

  • Wyoming is Italian for "no state here," according to Garfield and Friends. (Wishful thinking on the part of the writers.)

  • Always have been. My generation liked Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli.

  • Look, I'm cheap, and I'm not swayed by Apple's smug, trendy marketing horse shit. Remember "I'm an Apple, and I'm a PC?" Who didn't want to punch that smug Apple guy in the face?

    But sure, whatever. You fetuses go ahead and cling to Apple because you're told to do it with slick ad campaigns. We all fell for it too... once. Then we realized we were paying for those ads with the Apple tax, and we found better things to do with our money than subsidize paranoid Orwell fantasies and thirty second music videos.

  • It does absolutely blow, but sometimes, you absolutely need to do it. I left Twitter after fourteen years of dedicated use, I left Reddit after four years, I was forced to leave Miiverse when it closed after five years. None of that was fun, and I'll probably not see some of the people I left behind again, but sometimes you just run out of options.

  • He can't push his apartheid propaganda if people refuse to read it, right? Dutchie is just missing one thing... you don't have to use Twitter. Free yourself from the site, and it no longer holds any power over you.

  • Life sucks. If you can't be happy naturally, look to a chemical solution.