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  • Good riddance to bad rubbish. Build a public restroom on the remains.

  • The image that appears for this story is a woman's vagina, which is... certainly... influential.

  • Did you say 2023? September 2023? Okay, sure!

  • "Oh yes, Conan, that is great. FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

  • How much meth do you think she's smoked? I don't need an exact amount... when you make your estimate, feel free to round up to the nearest ton.

  • A TI-99/4. The extra "a" at the end was too expensive.

  • We're "human resources" to him. Something to be exploited, much like his emeralds.

  • "Some people never change. Or they change and then quickly change back again."

  • That should be in the commercial for the site.

    Twitter: You're not honestly still using this, right?™

  • Good luck, dummy. A promise from Donald Trump is worth the toilet paper it's written upon.

  • Hot fuck on a stick, no! I didn't sign up for Spoutible because they wanted all that personal information! What are you, a bank? (Oh wait, he WANTS X to be a bank, doesn't he.)

  • X: Definitely no hate speech here! Nope, you'll never find it! Those watchdog organizations are all full of crap!

    Wait, we lost another sponsor? For what again? Uh oh.

  • "Mountain Dew for me and you!"
    "ERROR, ERROR! Someone else entered the room! Drink another can!"

  • So, when's he going to be returned to us clinging to life by a thread? You know, like what they did to that Warmbier guy.

  • It's fucking chess, a game of the mind. What possible relevance could being transgender have to a game of chess?

    CHESS?!