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  • "Susan's great in the sack, but she makes the worst rice pudding ever."

  • Well, that certainly was a shit post.

  • You might be right. Original Xboxes still seem fairly cheap on ShopGoodwill, but I haven't been pricing them elsewhere, given the fact that I already own one. (It'd be nice to get one of the earlier models that are easier to hard mod, though. I've got a 1.6 which is mod-resistant, but at least doesn't have a leaky clock capacitor.)

  • Purely accidental, of course. No further questions.

  • Is this that silly Q thing I heard about earlier? (Fun fact: the Vita provides similar functionality with actual portability!)

  • "You need to get fingerprinted for a margarita?"
    "Sir, this is the Fulton County Jail, not a Buffalo Wild Wings."
    "Damn, now I'll have to wait for one."

  • Which Xbox, though? For a classic Xbox, that's overpriced. For an Xbox 360, that's about right. Get any higher than that and it gets a little sketchy. (Still a crappy thing to do to your kid regardless.)

  • I don't... bwah? What does this mean? Will Activision games be offered on Game Pass or just Ubisoft's service?

  • Jellyfin? What is that, some computer based television network you populate and schedule yourself? Because I totally would want that. That would rule.

  • What are you, my psychiatrist?

  • I always smell a slight tinge of chlorine in mine.

  • I plan to release water as soon as I'm done drinking this beverage.

  • If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: today's Trump supporter is tomorrow's mass shooter.

  • A Japanese kill-billy?! I think I need to sit down.

  • You've got to be bold to sexually assault a TV judge. (You'd have to be nuts to do that to Judge Judy in particular. I think she'd tear off your nuts and wear them around her lace-covered neck as a trophy.)

  • They could still hang him, just to be sure! Put his corpse in a rainbow shirt and let him dangle in place of the flag he tore down.

  • Speaking of hanging things, I've got a suggestion as to what should be done to the murderer...