You might be right. Original Xboxes still seem fairly cheap on ShopGoodwill, but I haven't been pricing them elsewhere, given the fact that I already own one. (It'd be nice to get one of the earlier models that are easier to hard mod, though. I've got a 1.6 which is mod-resistant, but at least doesn't have a leaky clock capacitor.)
"You need to get fingerprinted for a margarita?"
"Sir, this is the Fulton County Jail, not a Buffalo Wild Wings."
"Damn, now I'll have to wait for one."
Which Xbox, though? For a classic Xbox, that's overpriced. For an Xbox 360, that's about right. Get any higher than that and it gets a little sketchy. (Still a crappy thing to do to your kid regardless.)
You've got to be bold to sexually assault a TV judge. (You'd have to be nuts to do that to Judge Judy in particular. I think she'd tear off your nuts and wear them around her lace-covered neck as a trophy.)
"Susan's great in the sack, but she makes the worst rice pudding ever."