ArugulaZ @ ArugulaZ @kbin.social

Gaming enthusiast, writer, artist, and social media ronin. Current denizen

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So his platform is "hang everybody BUT Mike Pence."

Stop using it with honey mustard sauce! Stop using it with tangy sweet and sour sauce! Stop eating the new fiesta Brave salad! Stop enjoying Brave on the patio, in the car, or on the boat... wherever good times are had!

Apparently lactose intolerant.

They're keeping a stiff upper trunk.

Yep, not gonna miss Joe the Dumber.

Amazingly.

The new name alone isn't what made Twitter crap, but it is symbolic of the massive changes made to the site by the new management. I like to think of it this way: Twitter is dead. X is the reanimated corpse.

Haven't drugs been used as an explanation for his mammoth missteps with Twitter? Because the way this guy is piloting the ship, he's going to crash it into Prince William Sound at any moment. They'll be scrubbing stupid posts off the seabirds for months.

The truth hurts.

He sure hasn't been making money with Twitter, if that's what you're suggesting.

Just save time and give him a urinal instead of a gravestone.

At least we still have Drew Carey, right?

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(cries bitter tears)

We don't have kings, you kill-billy freak. If you want a dictatorship, move to a third-world country where you belong.

She always looks like she's been hit in the face with a pan by a cartoon mouse, and her face hasn't yet gone back to the shape it should be. But yes, by all means finish her trial, and then throw her in prison. I've been waiting long enough to see these creeps go to jail; I'm just as eager for a speedy trial as they are.

I think he was bitten by the same radioactive Ferengi that got Dave Chappelle. One day he's a man of the people fighting for his principles, and the next he's Thurston Howell.

His campaign was over before that piece of fish even hit the ground.

They didn't weigh or measure him. What a load of bullshit.

Calgon, take them all away.

You know how the Sega Saturn had a four meg RAM cart? There's your solution! Sell a four GIG RAM cart for the Xbox Series S! Maybe it'd have a connector on the other end for storage cartridges. You know, make your own little tower of power.

(Honestly, I get the impression that after all this complaining, a Switch version of Baldur's Gate 3 will mysteriously materialize. So much for your talking point, Larian!)

But gosh, a fast-talking con artist with a name I couldn't pronounce just told me that climate change was a hoax!