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Apeman42
Apeman42 @ Apeman42 @lemmy.world
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  • “I'm out there Fozzie, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!”

    • If You Had to Worship or be the Champion of an Ancient Greek God/Goddess Which One Would You Pick?

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  • Pan, I guess? Weird randy goat man playing pipes in the woods can probably grant me a divine bong or something idk.

    • Name "mp3" so pirates get confused

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  • "Oh, right now we're called Various Artists, just to fuck over people with iPods."

    • First meme here

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  • Call me crazy, but the fever wank is a great wank. You feel so cleared out, and it helps you sleep and recuperate.

    • I've gone too far, turtle snowman spider

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  • This dude's out here leaking bosses from the Elden Ring DLC.

    • History is a shit-shoe

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  • Yeah, I didn't read most of this but imma start celebrating July 26th as "Nobles Drowned in Shit Day".

    • Now all I need to do is conjure up a condo...

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  • Who needs Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion when you can cast Elminster's Hobo Shanty?

    • You look like you want some brownies

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  • This guy is Dr Teeth's plug.

    • Perhaps you may be able to help solve a mystery.

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  • Robert Stack: Station security have pieced together numerous theories on Primmin's whereabouts.

    Odo: I have no fucking clue where the hell he is. For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet!

    Robert Stack: Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.

    • Fine. Just combine your powers without me.

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  • More like Planetina from Rick & Morty.

    • Let me tell you something about Hew-mons

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  • I read a theory once that "daimon", the Ferengi title for captain, could translate to "good/lead merchant" or something along those lines.

    So if we assume that's true, it's possible that "hewmon" means something like "shitty merchant", and it's just pure coincidence it basically sounds like human.

    • Overly Detached Keiko

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  • Here I thought Riker would be all about going in the back door...

    • Baldur's Gate 3 Has Been Completed by 1.3 Million Players, Shadowheart is Most Popular Love Interest

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  • People woefully underappreciate my big tiddy Gith girlfriend.

    • I prefer speeds per Swedes

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  • Wait, when did Michael Cera play Chekov?

    • Cruz introduces bill to limit using preferred names, pronouns; critics note he uses a preferred name

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  • Assigned

    Rafael

    At

    Birth

    My god...

    • It's like everyday

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  • Vicks, his sinuses OPEN!

    • What game do you play to just chill?

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  • Weirdly, Yakuza. Not even to thrash thugs, just to have a virtual night out with some karaoke, pool, darts... sexy bug-lady wrestling... I love most of the mini games in the series.

    • Banana-Whale

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  • (Banana for whale.)

    • TIL that Geordi directed some episodes

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  • Jonathan Frakes and Robert Duncan McNeill each directed a couple episodes of The Orville too.

    • Amazon's drone delivery program is the joke it always sounded like.

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  • Bow hunting both gives the drone a sporting chance, and helps you soak in that Horizon Zero Dawn feel.