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  • Well, I can't say I can name even one of her songs, but if she triggers magats and has Luke Skywalker on her side, then I guess it's time to get Swiftie in here or whatever.

  • So it's all been leading up to We Have Lex Luthor At Home taking over the mantle of Florida Man?

  • The Sontaran Stratagem

  • So the timeline of the new Trek movies starts with the villain Nero going back in time. When he gets there, he destroys a ship called the USS Kelvin. That ship was not destroyed in the original Star Trek timeline, so the new timeline is called that because the Kelvin's destruction was the first major point of divergence that lead to the other changes in that timeline

  • It smells wrong. I mean, the megatron doesn't say "Urban free-wheelers", it says "Sofa masturbaters", you know?

  • What's to question? The lord clearly has a sweet set of big mommy milkers. Was this not made clear by the phrase "Jesus tittyfucking Christ"?

  • Breath of Fire was a great turn-based RPG series that I don't think ever got enough recognition. 1-4 are all fairly solid (we don't talk about Dragon Quarter), but 2 and especially 3 are my favorites.

  • "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass..."

  • Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Full penetration.

  • Where is "putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth"?

  • He definitely does, but I think it fades in and out of use at times. Even in Storm Front I believe he has a .38 Special. Later books I think it's a .44 Magnum.

  • Damn, Harry Dresden is not aging well.

  • So a game where you're Perseus hunting Medusa, then?

  • It's literally the Michael J Fox movie Doc Hollywood.

  • Yakuza 0. Sorry, emotional and compelling main story, you're gonna have to wait. I need to make Majima's hostess club the top in Sotenbori.

  • Suddenly I can hear Careless Whisper playing on an elven flute.