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Apeman42
Apeman42 @ Apeman42 @lemmy.world
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Amazon's drone delivery program is the joke it always sounded like.

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  • Bow hunting both gives the drone a sporting chance, and helps you soak in that Horizon Zero Dawn feel.

    • Rygel

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  • Hail, Dominar! Glory to the Hynerian empire!

    • What is the device you want, but that does not exist?

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  • A reverse microwave. I can heat a cup of coffee in 30 seconds, I want to chill a beer in 30 seconds.

    • What's your warp slogan?

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  • What a guy!

    • What's your warp slogan?

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  • Go-go Gadget Starship!

    • Voyager is a show about nothing

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  • This hasperat is making me thirsty!

    • This was the inspiration for my Aarakocra having a Bostonian accent

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  • All I can think of is Mayor Quimby from the Simpsons as a cultist.

    "Cthulhu ah... R'lyeh wgah'nagl.. er, ah... fhtagn!"

    • What happens when people die with metal in or on them?

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  • That book is 4 unrelated novellas in one volume, but they're referring only to The Langoliers. Assuming similar lengths for each one, we're really only talking a bit under 200 pages.

    • Everyone's favorite show from the 90s

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  • Yep. Armin Shimerman was the principal in early seasons of Buffy too, first thing I ever saw him in without Quark makeup.

    Edit: Oh wow, I just looked up his IMDB, he's also Andrew Ryan from Bioshock. Crazy.

    • Lwaxana, I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them.

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  • Totally-not-the-same Counterpoint:

    Bonus, she'd probably make you some Plomeek soup afterward.

    • Lwaxana, I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them.

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  • Lwaxana, not so much. Now Peg Bundy, on the other hand...

    • Lwaxana, I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them.

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  • So is putting your hand down your pants when you sit down The Bundy Maneuver?

    • IRS consultant pleads guilty in massive leak of wealthy Americans’ tax returns

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  • Ahchoo?

    • Whose a good comedian that never fails to make you laugh?

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  • Patton Oswalt. I love that nerdy little hobbit man when he really gets on a rant.

    • Anytime I have a decent campaign idea.

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  • Jarnathan?

    • Anytime I have a decent campaign idea.

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  • So like, the spooky version of clapping Tinkerbell back to life?

    • How do you do I see you met my faithful robot friend

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  • I shiver with antici-

    ... ... ...

    -pation!

    • admit it

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  • Of course. I test myself for spontaneously-developed superpowers all the time, just in case.

    I just hope if it's the human torch thing that eventually works, that I'm also fireproof...

    • Poor Smiley

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  • Oh my fucking WHAT?! I was today years old when I learned that Keiko was Soon Lee Klinger. I blame the difference of 12+ years and Soon Lee's peasant garb.

    In a way, this makes O'Brien and Klinger Eskimo brothers of a sort...

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • All I've wanted Square Enix to do for 10 years is remake Parasite Eve 2 and Vagrant Story.