AgentOrangesicle @ AgentOrangesicle @lemmy.world

I'm a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a

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You're all just intolerant.

Got a thesis on Dionysian ethics handy? Or napkins. Napkins are cool, too.

You're invited!

Hey, you can... you can respectfully keep furries out of this one. Just saying. We've got nothing to do with that mess. This time at least.

That it do. Albeit not loud enough.

Give me $5K and a case of beer and I'll make you a dog suit that breathes fire.

You always get a better bang for your buck investing in furries.

$7.5K if you want safety standards, though.

My Psych degree hangs framed above my toilet. It really brings the room together. I only put partial weight into standardized testing, IQ or personality tests, and I hope other people realize the constraints and fallabilities of these metrics. I don't detest that they exist. I just hope people don't horoscope 'em.

I've had 3 dramatically different outcomes depending on the context in which I take it.

I mean, I usually do both. Gotta find balance in your life.

My faithful dog truck died and I buried him with a beer alongside a dirt road that serves as a metaphor for nothing in particular.

I don't... need to see that again. It doesn't matter how good you were. When restructuring happens you lose regardless.

Tholeiites or Alkali?

I agree, though. Basalt takes a red regardless.

Oh, you WOULD have the stones to say that.

I've got a bag of it to share, homie, but I'm going to re-inflate it and use it as my camping pillow tonight.

Frankly, I think the diacetyl from an aged chardonnay would give it good company if time isn't an issue.

I'd be more suspicious of them telling me life exists on Venus, specifically. Last I heard it was a hot-ass gaseous atmosphere made of acid. My money is still on Europa.

Thanks for the mathematical proof!

Don't tell me that getting blazed and watching Adventure Time together isn't romantic.

I mean, killing people as a function of time plays a role here, right?

Yeah, and it's awesome! Same with Lemon Chicken. I want to experiment with a peach sauce.