AgentOrangesicle @ AgentOrangesicle @lemmy.world

I'm a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a

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I'm pretty confident any joke I could come up with would be off color, so I'm going to make the rare choice of sitting this one out.

I'm pretty confident any joke I could come up with would be off color, so I'm going to make the rare choice of sitting this one out.

Like dolphins in name brand tuna manufacturers!

...Except for the part where there's truth behind that one.

No, thank you. I'll enjoy it at the lowest brow without prerequisite knowledge.

Wouldn't an infinite number of anything with physical mass collapse the universe as we know it and challenge our models of physics? But yeah sign me up for the Benjamin's.

I'm not sure I've Δ'd my opinion on that.

It remains to be seen if global temperature will eventually max out (likely after a major population decline) or if we're headed in the direction of Venus, where the planet just gets turbo-fucked beyond the ability to retain any life.

I think people usually use the term "Greenhouse Gasses" because it's an umbrella term for the other compounds like methane that do the same thing (except it doesn't taste as good when dissolved in your soda).

I hope your source is on this train of thought and not something about secret Nazi's melting the ice caps to establish a base and awaken Mega-Hitler from his slumber.

What drugs are you on?

Can I have some?

I'm not sure how he's everywhere, but I'm thankful.

Speak for yourself, homie. I'm a dingo IRL and it took 10 minutes for me to type this with my fat-ass plappers.

Friendly, though, I'm inclined to agree.

Also that.

If we're studying the psychology of behavior in any life form, we can't allow ourselves to fall into boxy or linear thinking. It's a trap we're prone to.

Pupils dilate differently in response to light, drugs, love, food, being Nala in the Lion King, getting punched in the eye, concussions, and genetic manipulation.

I thought it increased the uptake of particulates to the chemoreceptors in their noses, but I'm no dog therapist.

"SO HOW ABOUT THAT ISRAELI - PALLESTINIAN CONFLICT?"

As a furry, this breaks my (OC) generic neon green wolf's heart (don't steal).

It's like a necktie for your butt! I'd take it over flat-butt.

Agreed, he is, but not from internet rhetoric.

He'd best have a good security detail. If anything goes awry, a bunch of Leftists are going to be peacefully asking him pointed questions that might make him uncomfortable.

If you're assuaged to believe that winning means everything, I can't speak for you. It assumes that you start and stay on the same side of any moral argument and you have to fight for it to the end regardless of if new evidence nullifies your opinion.

That's not how humans understand each-other. Humans garner nuance and discern things in new and meaningful ways over time and social interaction. We understand others - people that we can identify with in profound ways even if they don't necessarily share our point of view.

I would give him a moment of our time - maybe 30 seconds if he doesn't state one of the over-used vitriolic statements on the Bingo cards that I will be handing out now.

I personally think it was part of the "Bone a Drone" movement that was used to collect samples of human DNA in order to synthesize fake human beings that would potentially make it into statures of power in order to create a new world order.

I don't really, but that's a much more compelling story than, "late stage Capitalism sucks for almost everyone involved".