Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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Be sure to cauterize the wound or else two more heads will grow in its place

Fire ant venom boosts testosterone levels when applied to the scrotum, according to my dog

I make my own out of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate

My fridge just broke down tonight.

I was doing some electrical work and when I flipped the breakers back on it started chirping from its speaker like it was trying and failing to start.

This will be the second time I've had to fix this fridge now. The first time, it's teensy little mains power connector shorted itself out with a loud bang.

I started fixingy own stuff out of necessity, but now I just do it out of spite. I paid good damn money for these things and I'm going to run them till they are withered skeletons, then I'll strip from for parts and recycle the rest.

No, she died in a creek.

If they don't have water slides in heaven, it's not heaven.

Let him find out the hard way that the demons won

Can't believe you'd say it out loud, with a hard 'R' and all!

I do not want to go where there is no anaesthetic

I use a desk phone every day in my office.

Mood

You will regret it in 500 years though.

Wow there's no need to be rude

"What if Left, but worse and racist?"

Stop reading the news.

If it happens it happens. If you see the flash, lay down prone on the ground with your head towards it and your hands covering your face. Otherwise until that happens, just carry on as normal with your life

For now. Their day will come again

Delete my browsing history!

What is this from?

How do you afford all this?