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Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world
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rulesistance

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    • This happened to me at least 3 times.

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  • Classic murphys law.

    • If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warm

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  • Of course, it's moist and delicious

    • Skype was shut down for good today

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  • Next iteration will be MSN Messenger

    • Skype was shut down for good today

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  • Teams died for Teams (New)

    • TIL that the characters of Vasquez in Aliens (1986) and the stepmother in Terminator 2 (1991) were played by the same actor, Jenette Goldstein, apparently donning brownface for the earlier role

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  • Most people are assuming that her default skin tone is that of the foster mother. Pretty sure with enough makeup and studio lighting you canake a naturally tanned person look pretty pale.

    • Tread carefully

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  • It is not until you can see the head crowning that you can safely assume she is pregnant.

    • Mother of autistic boy left with £10,000 debt after breaching DWP rules by £1.92 a week

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  • The Australian government tried something similar, an automated, probably black mirror inspired orphan crushing machine called Robodebt announced to millions of Australians that they had to repay their welfare payments. There was no human arbiter in the loop to whom one could appeal. After a bunch of suicides and legal challenges, it was eventually scrapped after federal courts ruled it illegal and the government returned $1.2b of stolen money.

    This was a rightwing conservative government initiative.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robodebt_scheme#%3A%7E%3Atext=The+Robodebt+scheme+was+an%2Cpart+of+its+Centrelink+payment

    • How do I build up a lemmy instance right from the scratch ?

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  • What distro do you use?

    • Baked some bread today. It's the type you want to lick and squeeze before eating it

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  • Everything reminds me of her

    • Peter Dutton to leave Coalition leaderless, conceding he has lost his seat of Dickson

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  • Be sure to cauterize the wound or else two more heads will grow in its place

    • Anting

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  • Fire ant venom boosts testosterone levels when applied to the scrotum, according to my dog

    • Requirements

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  • I make my own out of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate

    • Getting old sucks.

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  • My fridge just broke down tonight.

    I was doing some electrical work and when I flipped the breakers back on it started chirping from its speaker like it was trying and failing to start.

    This will be the second time I've had to fix this fridge now. The first time, it's teensy little mains power connector shorted itself out with a loud bang.

    I started fixingy own stuff out of necessity, but now I just do it out of spite. I paid good damn money for these things and I'm going to run them till they are withered skeletons, then I'll strip from for parts and recycle the rest.

    • Getting old sucks.

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    • bruh

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  • No, she died in a creek.

    • Weeeeeeeeee!

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  • If they don't have water slides in heaven, it's not heaven.

    • It was a dark time for all.

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  • Let him find out the hard way that the demons won

    • I cheated. Wife forgave me. How to reearn trust?

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  • Can't believe you'd say it out loud, with a hard 'R' and all!

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  • I do not want to go where there is no anaesthetic