Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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If the self checkout spazzes put and needs me to get an assistant, that's the last thing I scan at the checkout. Lady comes over, overrides the fail, I say thank you, pay for the stuff while she's standing there, and put it back in the trolley with the stuff I didn't scan yet. You see, I was so frazzled and confused by the disruption that I forgot I still had things to scan. Plausible deniability, I never hid anything, it was all out in the open, and the lady was just standing there. If she mentions it, then I can just resume scanning those items and pay for them too. This has not happened in several dozen grocery trips.

I just get so anxious and confused so easily!

First time I heard it was in Tony Hawks Pro Skater. Mellon Collie.

Still quite common in Australia, in old, shitty places

The linoleum floor of a supermarket is a godless abomination, further from mother nature than any other surface

All computers are single board computers if you take out their guts and tape them to a board

I work in software development but I also have a second job as an arborists offsider because I'm pretty sure trees will never stop fucking growing.

I bought a whirling log, and they gave me a swastika!

Sluts

IKR, bud lite?

A vest full of semtex

Quiet quitting still has a place in the military.

Repsuppository.

Shove this code back up your arse.

Why do companies refuse to tessellate their eggs?! You could have 3x rows of 3-4-3 for 10 eggs, 5-6-5 for 16 eggs or 7-8-7 for a 22-pack.

People used to post their phone number in newspaper personals so they could talk to someone. Now they're probably live streaming on twitch

Only 50 fails until glory

I'm french, what does this say?

Kek

Woke shitlibs are trying to stop you from boofing bleach to deport foreign gut flora, don't let them!!

Ok but how do you take it off him? I imagine the second it comes off, you see this screen :

Danger dome