Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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Jimothy on special occasions

Bean there, done that

Like it or not, YouTube still has a fuckton of good, informative tutorials and advice on how to fix things or make things made by individuals with a phone camera and no script, who make them not for money but for the pride in sharing their knowledge. I shared some fix it videos for my van and a very obscure phone, and consumed a lot of fix it videos for washing machines, motorbikes and furniture.

This is a poorly designed masturbatorium

Also me but instead of a pyramid scheme or Linux, it's socialism.

The first rule of boat fight club is you don't talk about boat fight club

Plot twist, undercover cop car, back doors don't open from the inside. You just arrested yourself!

CIA in the 80s

This meme so grim it made Mengele oof.

"My ancestors could take down water buffalo. Look what I've let myself become. I could probably only take down a Zebra now."

I want... Subservience

Imperial March would have been dope

I woulda filed a chit for gastro or something.

What's SystemD and what is it bad?

Those ballistic missiles really haul ass

Recipe for white chocolate brownies:

22 grams white sugar

73 grams Potassium Nitrate

2 grams aluminium powder

3 grams sulphur powder

Sparkler as garnish

Mix all ingredients well in a stone mortar and pestle, and pour into a non-stick pan. Heat on high for 10-15 minutes until the sugar begins to melt.

Stir constantly while the mixture develops a golden brown colour.

Remove from heat and pour into a stiff-walled cardboard tube mould. The cores of receipt paper rolls and label rolls work well.

Insert a sparkler into the hot mixture as a garnish and allow to cool. Store in plastic bags to avoid moisture ruining the brownies.

Serves 20-30 cubic metres of white smoke.

Then eat the food

If the self checkout spazzes put and needs me to get an assistant, that's the last thing I scan at the checkout. Lady comes over, overrides the fail, I say thank you, pay for the stuff while she's standing there, and put it back in the trolley with the stuff I didn't scan yet. You see, I was so frazzled and confused by the disruption that I forgot I still had things to scan. Plausible deniability, I never hid anything, it was all out in the open, and the lady was just standing there. If she mentions it, then I can just resume scanning those items and pay for them too. This has not happened in several dozen grocery trips.

I just get so anxious and confused so easily!

First time I heard it was in Tony Hawks Pro Skater. Mellon Collie.

Still quite common in Australia, in old, shitty places