Orcas Pummel Boat After Crew Tries To Deter Them With Heavy Metal Music
Orcas Pummel Boat After Crew Tries To Deter Them With Heavy Metal Music
Blasting underwater tunes to try and keep killer whales away is a bad idea for multiple reasons, a researcher says.
The orcas thought the humans wanted to start a mosh pit.
They were just head banging.
Probably should have used new-country.
boat not designed to moshpit with whales....
We need to design one, moshing with orcas sounds metal as fuck
Who can Metallica sue for this?
I knew exactly what I was getting into here and you didn’t disappoint. Damn I miss their show.
If you haven't seen it, "If The Emperor had a Text to Speech" very much reminded me of the irreverent tone of Metalopalypse
Making the Orcas feel like Doom guy when the music kicks in will surely stop them.
Of course not, do they not play Doom? It makes orcas 100% more metal.
Headbanging music backfires on sail powered mosh pit.
Film at 11.
PS: ... keep the whales at bay? I sea what you did, marine biopunologist.
You mean like Bay Area trash metal? Metallica, Slayer, Death Angel?
As well as a bay being a body of water where whales can be.
This could make a great Metalocalypse episode.
Are there any videos of this happening? Any videos at all?
Mandatory Orca Mosh Pit is my new punk band name
Is one of reasons that orcas love to mosh?
There's whole lot of genres of music to shuffle through before we may find the genre that drives away orcas. Maybe there's no genre of music that drives away orcas. You know how people say of ethnic groups they don't belong to that y'all look alike to us? Maybe all human music sounds alike to orcas.
We should try polka. Nobody wants to listen to polka.
You'd be surprised at some of the sleeper hits. It's inherent in all genres that one composition will just blow your mind.
...or maybe I just like polka and avoid the weird looks by only having one song on the ipod. Maybe.
or ska
Dubstep might do it.
Let's try EDM. Two sounds pulsating and occasionally woman's voice saying "orca" will bore anyone to death.
Get this Winger shit outta here.
It doesn't have to be like this killer whales ~Car Seats Head Rest 2014
The whales just started moshing out and they're surprised? 🤷🏻♂️
Pretty good playlist (Spotify link) to be fair.
Yeah, let's start an orca mosh pit. That'll fix 'em!
Seriously, heavy metal... What these orcas do to deserve that?
Everyone deserves heavy metal music!
They aren't "pummeling boats", they're headbanging ffs
And they're dragging the boat into a mosh pit
A half stick of dynamite or a few M80s would drive them off. However customs could be difficult with explosives on board.
Personally I think a about 110volts at 2200ohms should do the trick, just put a few electrodes in the water near your rudder and turn up the juice. Should be pretty easy to conceal from customs. Blackfish will learn quick to avoid the zappy boat…
Man you're so cool
I'm glad orcas have finally had enough of our shit.
I’m firmly Team Orca.
+1
I am wholly and unironically on the orcas' side here.
I'm just worried that people will start shooting them. Otherwise I agree.
Orcas mourn, that would be downright fucking insane. Elephants mourn and will literally track you for months to trample your ass for killing one of them.
2nd amendment rights for orcas. Strap some 50cal machine guns, waterproofed, to their heads Dr Evil style.
They should be safe. Richard Harris has been dead for a while.
I'm more worried orcas will start shooting us.