Do i need an pirate hat to enter a torrent?

Just like hackers need an black hoodie. And where can I get one? Is a simple costume one enough or do I need an expensive one?

Sry I'm new here.

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No, but at leat say "yo ho" when you download something. Also VPN.
- Yarr is the preferred vernacular to us older pirates.
- Ay ay
You wouldn't download a hat.
- Uhm yes I would https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5124606
You need a boat. How do you sail the high seas without a boat.
I don't know where to get the boat tho.
- Don't you DARE call my mighty vessel a boat. It's a ship, A SHIP!! You feebleminded SIMPLETON!
  
  If I learned anything from Luffy it's that you can call any ship a boat 😁
- You wouldn't download a boat!
- Stan S.Stanman sells some used ones for great prices.
This is a common misconception. A ski mask is both effective and very adaptable. The pirate hat is antiquated, bulky, and has a much more restrictive use case. If you're in a pinch you can just use a face mask. It also has the advantage of preventing malware, but any experienced user would take the ski mask over an N95 for flexibility.
Newspaper can be folded into a hat in a pinch.
This was all covered in the on boarding process. We'll let it slide this time but next time have your hat on or you'll have to walk the plank 😄
Follow the pirate code and share the spoils, i.e. be seeding.
- Those rules be more of a guideline though.
Hat? Unnecessary. But an eye-patch helps reduce nausea when using VR goggles to search for booty.
A bandana is fine if you have one.
Think about renting a parrot. That's what I did for a while before getting my sea legs
- Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot.
  
  “Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot” snooggums@kbin.social
  #onelinepoetry
An eye patch will suffice. If you really want to show your dedication, a wooden peg leg would be ideal. I should note that it is a bit difficult to conceal a peg leg in public.
An eye patch, a parrot or a wooden leg will also do
Nah, as long as you buy it dinner first, or at least try to connect on an emotional level, it'll let you enter.
I've got a big pirate flag hanging up in my room, is that good enough?
Most important: A mindful for seeding the downloads.
What you reallly need is a tattoo of a small plant in a box to represent that you have a seedbox.
Not per se, but it is ideal
You have to pirate it first.
I find this stereotype offensive.
It comes with.

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