2y ago

Gerry-Rule-dering

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NGL Impossible Whoppers are delicious and I didn't exhibit any catgirl symptoms for at least two years.
- I was very underwhelmed when I tried one.
  
  I was eating vegetarian for about 10 years before I tried an impossible burger at Arooga's. I was underwhelmed, as well. It was just a "meh" burger. I think BK does it better. It's not gourmet fare, but it approximates the fast food experience I remember from my meat-eating years, and sometimes I need to revisit it.
- I tried one myself. Thought it was really good. Then I tried my wife's beef burger. Wasn't even close. We're getting there though.
I've been vegan for years, when do I get my boobies and cat ears? :/
- Boobies 🤤
  
  Sure, boobies are nice and all that, but have you ever had your cat eara rubbed? 😳
At least there's no gristle in impossible whoppers unlike the beef ones
Just slip in some estrogen into their burgers
- I was going to say drinks or soda's instead of burgers but that made me really fucking uncomfortable writing that because of the similarity to something else so I put burgers there instead
  
  You're not wrong, but under assumptions of a big overlap in conservatives and date rapists, I say beat them at their own game.
Why are giving meowstrogen to them i want some

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