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2y ago

Dibbs

66 comments

oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron
- Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip
  
  And slide
Why is there a dong cage?
- That's what the get out of jail free card is for
- because it's 4pm honey...
  
  Its strapon time
- Because it's locktober. Lock your sissies up!
I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it
- Poor lil fella
- I’m down to read your fanfic
Everyone knows the race car is the best.
- Screw that, gimme the battleship
- I beg to differ... It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win
  
  Because of the strap?
- THIMBLE FOR LIFE
..the penis?
Oh man it’s been a long time since I’ve played. For all I remember it could have have had a penis and I just forgot.

I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep...
- No no, that's a good thing. Congrats.
I irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.
- I would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational.
  I fully support the dog-hat swap!
- No that's pretty rational. An irrational reason to move those pieces would be because the pancakes you had for breakfast had too much syrup on them.
Fuck you. I'm always the dog.
What's the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?
- The difference should be the size, but not all of us would know
  
  One you can fit your cock in it and the other you can fit in your cock
  
  Maybe not size but shape?
I wanna play with the dick cage.
Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.
Number 2
The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.
- It's supposed to be a thimble.
- I don't think bird cages are designed for protection.
That's not a...why?
I'm very sad Parker Brothers' replaced the horse-and-rider with the cage.
I have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.
Wheelbarrow boys checking in
- I like to flip it upside down to make it into a battle-bot
Holup y are there 2 thimbles???
- They protect 2 different appendages silly
  
  2 different fingers
I must have a different edition, because I have this instead of the spring thing.
- Pic broke for me, so I'm not sure if joke I'm missing out on or photo of horse, which was the best monopoly piece. But that's, uh.......not a spring.
  
  Their picture is of a Prince Charles (I think that’s what it’s called) so their joke is quite good actually.
Top Hat. It isn't a sex aid, millennials. I know you haven't seen them before.
- Its soo far from being a sex aid it's actually a sex hinderince
  
  .. And that's why average men and women got the vote in (UK) Representation of People Act 1918.
I'll take the...WTF!?
- Yup. Wait, are you doing a spit take...on my spit take!?
Dog is best so you can do little flips and walks when you move down the board
Top hat and bottom hat
The $1.50 Costco hot dog and soda of course! If you haven't seen the new Costco edition you're missing out!
i like to be shoe or dog, depending on my mood

66 comments