I wish they'd sell bags of only mega-chips. Hell, cut out the middle-man and let me dump the pure seasoning powder straight into my mouth.
Ou melord. It's quite hot melord. The spice, melord! It's burning me mouth, melord!! Melord!! The spice is too much melord!!!
That chip has enough spice to BUY a 14th-century peasant.
The spice must flow
Bless the maker and his water.