Do not.

But the boxes were taken to the dumpster, yes? With time saved, even? Someone in a managerial position would rather hire, train, and pay a devoted garbage person instead of three adorably unpaid raccoons?

I see no problems
- Until the raccoons unionize and demand healthcare coverage instead of just table scraps.
Darcy the human wants healthcare. Trained trash pandas want apples. Why are we even discussing this?
The manager is clearly 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat who don't want competition

is this a Lemmy post of an Instagram post of a Reddit post?

Yes, it's very meta.
- The internet is terribly inbread and I love it
- Threads too?!
We have to go deeper. Im posting this to 4chan.
https://m.xkcd.com/1683/
It's gonna end up on Facebook next

Not Trash Pandas. Waste Management Pandas.

Waste Management Engineers= Waste Management Pandas
~~Waste Management~~ (Engineers) / ~~Waste Management~~ = ~~Waste Management~~ (Pandas) / ~~Waste Management~~
Engineers = Pandas
▯
Checks out.

If someone can successfully train racoons to do their job I'd probably give them a raise and some deodorant

Under capitalism they would be fired and the raccoons made to replace them for no pay.
No joke there are tons of stories of people writing programs to automate their job, management finding out, and basically getting fired while the company appropriates their automation code, since from their profit chasing perspective why should they pay someone if they can just take the code they wrote which will do the same thing for free?
- Which is why you always implement a dead man's switch that you can turn off if you leave the job amicably. And never leave your source code behind if you can avoid it.

The entire premise is fake, but that stupid fake manager is still driving up my blood pressure.

Look if you can get Raccoons to do your work for you, it should be an instant promotion to manager.

acivement unlocked: Manager of Racoons
- Unfortunately, the promotion to raccoon manager does not come with a salary bump.

Is noone going to comment on how someone trained a bunch of animals to help with cleaning? They were more than an employee, they were a Disney Princess!

Or Fluttershy:

How difficult would it be to teach raccoons to manage IT infrastructure?

Asking for a friend.

They keep trying to wash the server

Corporate only doesn't want the raccoons trained because then they might have to pay them.

If the job is done, where is the problem?

Miserer should put people into misery. Miserers are not happy when someone is not miserable.

I don't see an issue here. 🤷

Just looks like working smarter, not harder to me.

Necessity breeds innovation.

🍞🥐🥖

We had a raccoon living in our attic. I would have liked to train it to take the trash to the curb, but instead it just peed on the floor until a stain came through to the other side.

I hope he was paying those raccoons a fair wage! outsourced work is often done in unethical ways!

In my old condo you didn't really put the trash bag in the dumpster. The raccoons were waiting on the dumpster and you'd hand the bag to them basically.