Br(ule)eed

"what breed is your cat?"

"he's a stupid asshole is what he is, i love him"

The single brain cell variety.

Fun fact. The reason orange cats are dumb is actually not inherent to it being orange!
Turns out it's just that male cats are MUCH more stupid than female cats and orange as a color just so happens to be tied to genes that are unlikely to emerge in female cats.
That means orange cats are more likely to be male, which makes them stupid.
The 19% of orange cats that are female, behave perfectly normal
- I spent the last half an hour trying to find anything related to different intelligence levels of male and female cats.
  I did not find anything.
  Male cats tend to be more playful and affectionate, but there is no difference in intelligence.
- Turns out it's just that male cats are MUCH more stupid than female cats
  Our striped cat begs to disagree, she's about as intelligent as an angry bag of rocks.
- Incorrect. Orange cats are dumb because they're stuffed so full of love that there's almost no more room for braincells.
- Don't spread false information. Yes orange cats are more likely to be male. No, orange cats are not less intelligent. I've just researched it.
- My absolute stupid idiot orange girl disagrees
- Gonna need a citation on that claim about male cats being less intelligent
- That's not fun, or a fact.
- My boy, fifteen pounds of Bombay or Mandarin Void figured out he could team up with the dog to pressure me for treats. Not brilliant but not a doofus.
- I have an orange cat in the family and I can confirm both that he's stupid and he's male.
  We, however, have several other male cats, they're not all as dumb as our orange boy.... but they're also not orange, soooo. 🤷‍♂️
- Our girl cat is way dumber than our boy cat, but she is also a Siamese cat.
In my experience it's the orange and white ones you need to watch out for. Orange ones seem to be dumb but dopey, white cats are full of evil chaos but orange and white ones seem to get the chaos part and the dumb part. Just pure undirected non-stop dumb energy lol.
- My White Calico wanted to be the lapthing of a Bond villain. I did the best I could.
- Wheatley Portal 2 :3

My cat's breeds are whatever breed of cat you find in dumpsters and car engines 🙃

Standard American Shorthair.
Bonus points if it's a foundling or feral you just fed until it adopted you.
- a foundling
  The shapeshifters from DS9?

I'm among the many who have a Standard Issue Cat.

The common dumpster cat, if you will 🧐
- Yeah we found ours as an older kitten living in the wall of our detached garage, she was pretty feral. It might as well have been a dumpster. Ten years later she's a sweetheart. But she's addicted to catnip treats. I'm an enabler.

jokes on you I have no idea what breed my rescue is, he is the cutest and bestest boi in the world though.

https://imgur.com/OQR9xSQ

There's something wrong with your cat's face but I think they're cute
Looks like a very gentle best boi
I think that breed is known as "cutie".
Looks like it has some lab in it
Wow, such a cute pup. Really looks similar to the old guy I lost a few months ago..

No way did you put shlatt there

No shlucking way

I am no dog owner but who the hell would think thats a husky

You'd be surprised how many people call all wolf-ish primitive breeds 'huskies'. Everyone in my neighbourhood thinks my dog (profile pic) is a Siberian husky, though it's more understandable since she's a related Siberian breed.
I've had someone ask me if my corgi was a husky before. Um. No??
- How much drugs and/or alcohol were involved?
A wojak with a troll mask, it seems