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What a weird apple

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  • A Christmas sock

    • Ads when you’re pumping gas

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  • I don’t think I want to buy used hotdogs

    • BREAKING: Elon Musk Calls For Trump to Be Impeached

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  • We’re not going to be able tell which political party Tesla arsonists are affiliated with.

    • BIP BIP mf !

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  • I think the hamster has a better chance in the microwave

    Edit: stupid spelling

    • What is the equivalent stereotype of 'women should all be homemakers,' for men?

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  • I see you've met my ex wife.

    • What is the equivalent stereotype of 'women should all be homemakers,' for men?

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  • Realistically, you only need a garage

    • What is the equivalent stereotype of 'women should all be homemakers,' for men?

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  • I think I'd just get tired of bacon.

    • Out shopping, found this:

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  • Only the original is delicious

    • Most to least common 4-digit PINs

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  • 1701

    • A musician, huh? What instrument do you play?

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  • WHAT??

    • Just a few specs of rust

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  • Wait, cyber trucks hava a liver?

    • TIL that some people do not have an inner voice and think in different nonverbal ways.

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  • And add to the voices? Nuh uh.

    • Sucks to suck!

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  • I never expected something to take that from the Pontiac Aztek

    • Sucks to suck!

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  • Wait, you've never wanted to drive a doorstop?

    • TIL that some people do not have an inner voice and think in different nonverbal ways.

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  • The worst is when you start to have conversations in your head in multiple voices. It gets crowded sometimes.

    • TIL that some people do not have an inner voice and think in different nonverbal ways.

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  • Why, can't you ask yourself? 😁

    • Let's do micro service

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  • Micro services alone aren't enough. You have to have proper observability and automation to be able to gracefully handle the loss of some functionality. Microservice architecture isn't a silver bullet, but one piece of the puzzle to reliable highly available applications that can handle faults well

    • Australia rule

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  • Like if everytime someone mentioned the usa people were like "Oh are you afraid of being shot? bet you have to constantly watch out for being shot huh? shot?"

    As an American, I kinda am...

    • Meet ‘goldene’: this gilded cousin of graphene is also one atom thick

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  • Poseidon?

    • Game devs praise Steam as a 'democratic platform' that 'continues to be transformative' for PC gaming today

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  • It's not innovative anymore, but it sure was when it released. But they kept it near its peak instead of making it utter horse crap.