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"I'm like Princess Diana, except I am alive" -- Jon Lajoie
- Comedic genius
One thing I don't understand about my childhood is that neither I nor anybody around me knew that Freddie Mercury, George Michael and Boy George were gay. Hell, we didn't even think Boy George was a man.
We didn't even know Elton John was gay. But we did think Rod Stewart was gay.
I didn’t get the joke, then Wham! It hit me.
- I still don't get it. Can someone please wake me up before you go go?
- The joke is that it's George Michael instead of Princess Diana, but their hair looks similar. I hate to call you out on the internet, but next time you're gonna be so careless, whisper.
  
  No no no no no no no no no no no no!
  
  Do you still have that heart I gave you last Christmas?
Wait... today... I thought it was last christmas!
If I looked 10% as good as Georgie boy I'd have to carry a stick to keep horny people away
- What a nice looking stick you have there...
  
  Accept it before it destroys you!
I'm guessing this is an old meme because she would have been 64 on July 1st this year.
But the image checks out 👍
Oh, you little shit!
Now I have Last Christmas playing in my head and it's july.
- You just gotta have faith! Fathu faithu faith!

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