Are there any wrap around sunglasses that don't make me look like a conservative dad?

These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.

Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.

Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog
What the Leeloo's suspenders are those?
- These are, and Im dead serious here, $1500 Oakley's.

Make sure to get the kind without colored reflections. Mirrored might work, if you’re fit. Dark tinted is your best bet.

My eyes are very sensitive to light, so I've been using "Men in Black" - style wraparound sunglasses since the late 90's.

I am a dad, but pretty much as far from conservative one can be. Where I live conservative dads do not tend to use these at all.

I think this is more of a geographic problem than a fashion problem.

Real 🙃

No

Just wear em but then don't be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you're an asshole and try to talk to you like you're one of them.

My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he's racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.

Is your partner Jeff Innocent? https://youtu.be/NdzFzg_YvGQ If not, maybe he’ll enjoy this

Wear whatever you want and try not to care about what other people think of it.

Oh hell yeah!

Julbo cycling glasses. They're also the best tint changing lens out there, but pricey, very pricey. They'll look sport-dorky, which is it's own weird vibe. I have these (got them on big sale) for cycling, hiking, and mountaineering. They have a non "cover" version that's more normal looking, too.

https://julbo.us/products/ultimate-cover-glacier-sunglasses?pr_prod_strat=pinned&pr_rec_id=0412ce9b5&pr_rec_pid=8073549906206&pr_ref_pid=8073549840670&pr_seq=uniform&variant=49502214455582

You do end up looking like Adam Jensen though.
Well, Adam Jensen with a fancy new beak aug.

No.

Get some with color, conservatives are still afraid of being "gay".

Or just don't worry about it.

Just don't wear them with a red hat.

I wear these Ray-Bans with Costco's transition driveway lenses.

i would clock those as conservative dad
no offense to you or your style lilbokchoy
- No offense taken. I picked them because they fit the most comfortably for me.
  My wife says I look like I'm on vacation this time of year because of how I dress in addition to the sunglasses.
- Those are the most generic sunglasses I can imagine. I'm pretty certain they don't say anything.

https://shop.app/products/9925694914838?variantId=49926046187798

La Forge. Geordi La Forge. Agent double-aught sixty-nine at your service.
Not polarized. Boo
Honestly I might lmaaaooo
Dam those are sick af
I kinda want one lol

wear thick linens and shaggy hair with beaded necklaces and you'll look more like a "guy who wont give his name" than any particular affiliation

BluBlocker starshield fitover

super cool

OK, my answer to this was going to be "no" but these actually look cool. I hate those modern ones the kids wear. They're ugly (in my opinion), expensive, and made out of cheap materials. These have a similar vibe, but like they're made by someone who understand style, instead of thinking something that stands out is style. Looking at the review pictures though, they definitely do T work for everyone. In particular, they look best with people with darker hair/skin. The blonde pale women I think it looks weird on.
I'm a 31 year old man though. Don't take my opinion on style.
Or the answer to what a lab tech wears to the beach.
- i was mildly embarrassed about wearing my (black) pair of fitovers around until two seperate young people complimented them and then i realized they are old looking enough to be sort of retro!
  now that i know they are Certified Cool i strut in em 😎

Short answer? No.

Long answer? Nooooooooo.

The old man sunglasses from the 90s that go over your prescription glasses

Rainbow colored wrap around sunglasses

Conservative dad with great fashion

Honestly I don't care, I wear what I think looks good on me.

In my case though it's my regular glasses + transitions because I can't see shit without them.

Costco (maybe others too) have these new transition sunglasses and they work through your polarized windshield.
Basically they start out with a light tint but get darker depending on the amount of direct sunlight. I really love them because I don't have to switch going in and out of stores or whatever and I can wear them when it's partly cloudy without feeling like it's night out when under cloud cover.
- That's what I have, got my new glasses last month. Even got a dark-greenish tint when darken.

I didn't even know sunglasses did that. Remember that when you're out in the real world you aren't on social media. Go ahead and wear whatever you want.

I got a pair of oakleys second hand with some bold colors and put purple lenses in them. Guideline being, if the conservative dads would think you’re dressing queer, you’re doing it right!

Nope, what you seek is impossible

Maybe pair it with a Tshirt that explains the position you’re in

"Grandpa,
and proud of it!"

No idea about dads but I wear these and they are great. I lose them all the time and they're cheap enough that I don't mind, and they also provide some impact protection.

https://www.harborfreight.com/smoke-lens-safety-glasses-66822.html

Something I learned is that I stopped losing my sunglasses when they cost a fair amount. When I purchase cheap ones and don't give a shit, they break or are lost, and end up costing more. When I got nicer ones I never lost or broke them. Just a one time payment.
Now I wear prescription glasses (I did wear contacts), so they're both expensive and I can't live without them. Obviously losing or breaking them isn't something that happens now.
- I also thought that until I lost my pair of very nice Costa Mesas. Luckily I didn't pay anywhere close to retail, but still, losing a $50 pair fucking hurt.

how about some see through red ones that are too small for your head

Something like this?

Hum, you will need to transition first...
- I don't see that lens option.
i would say oooo yeeeeaaah and rip my tiddies off like randy savage

Any time I see people wearing these, my first thought is that these are "high-speed, BJ glasses"

I don’t know if these particular ones are actual sunglasses or toys, but I have some in that style that are proper polarised sunglasses; they certainly don’t look conservative.

Probably not, how much do you look like a dad?

Is there a specific reason as to why you want wrap around sunglasses, apart from aestethics?

I mean if you need to work outdoors and need protection from the sun covering every angle or need protection from wind I can see that they are the only real option...

But if you are only looking for that kind of sunglasses for the style, I'd encourage you to look for other styles.

I am very happy with my Persol glasses from five years ago

Driving with flat sunglasses sucks due to the sun getting around all the gaps.
- I have Ray-Ban Clubmasters and they're large enough that that isn't really an issue for me. There are very few angles that go around the frames.
Bucket hat.

"Conservative Dad" can look quite fashionable if done right.

Yup. Lean into the MCM styling.

Wrap arounds a read as speed dealer to me.

Heatwaves, you look like a conservative that left their family.

I stopped wearing sunglasses because it's the look of fascism. Also no red ball caps as well. I don't see my flag in the same light anymore either because of these people.

guys is it fascist to protect your own eyes from sunlight
Took you long enough. I haven't seen my flag in the same light since Reagan.
I don't see my flag in the same light anymore either because of these people.
You have a flag?
I don't know man, I feel like patriotism is a racket. Why buy into it?

Head shape matters. I only wear sports stuff for cycling and do not care what others think of that. My old Smith's saved an eye once. I only like to ride with frameless because roadie. The cheap Chinese NRC frameless are half decent. They have a full range photochromic version and their plasma metal sputtered coatings are good quality, but the lens shape is a basic flat. People think they are high end but mostly due to my other older riding gear that is very high end. Still, when casual I wear aviators.

Damn. Billy bad ass over here. Drink your syrup and stop being a douche. It's just a question

They're so nice doesn't allow light to leak in the sides.

Get over yourself. Nobody is looking at what glasses you're wearing.

Yep and they're also looking at the New Balance shoes and rumpled size 46 Kirkland pants