As a guy who needs his better half around him at all times so she stops him from doing stupid shit, I can see where the author is coming from.
Sounds like the beaver didn't do it, lack of proper infrastructure redundancy did. Don't blame the beaver for beaving.
Incels are dangeous, man.
Esspecially oness that over-pronounsse with their prominent incissors, eh?
Listen sonny, you realize every second, seventy centimeters of water is wasted over that spillway?