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NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

SSTF @lemmy.world

3w ago

I cast fireball

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…space suit power supply? The fuck is this for?
- Wait! What is that wire antenna thingy on that guy's helmet?
- Moon's haunted.
- It looks like a kind of shotgun designed for use by astronauts.
  
  I know, but why?
- When the Soviets finally make it to the moon.
Boo it uses some kind of proprietary power supply cable.
- How am I supposed to repair this thing when it breaks?!
If u dont hit, no problem the pellets come around next orbit
- Don't even need a real hit, even just a graze exposes them to the cold vacuum of space.
  
  Assuming it doesn't cause a spark and ignite the pure O2 of your suit.
If this is meant to be used in space, wouldn't it just blow you backwards?
- That's a problem for marketing.
  
  No it's not.
- That's why you have two, and you fire them in opposite directions simultaneously.
- So you're saying I'll get blown? 😳
  
  Backwards. It will put it back in instead of making it come out.
Expecto ballbearium!
Personally I've always wanted to try thermite powder out of a shotgun
preformed fragments. that's what i'm going to be calling vindaloo curry hereon.

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