Make a new friend!
Make a new friend!
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If you live in a rural area they're better at delivering if it's real muddy out.
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They only use people with the best traction on their skin.
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What's even supposed to be scary about skinwalkers? That they can shape shift? That's not scary. That's badass!
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What’s scary about something using your appearance to menace the people you love? Gee, I can’t imagine. /s
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It's not the shapeshifting itself, but the fact that they're malevolent beings.
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Don't skin walkers try to steal your skinin order for shape shift into you? Plus, I don't know if they kill you first before stealing, but I was under the assumption one dies after an encounter with them.
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So uhmm... Is there maybe an extra option to have intercourse with said creature?
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Im having the skin walker bring this book. Will ask it politely to wait while I unwrap it.
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I mean.... Don't you want to see if they're forreal?
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Yes. See. And absolutely not get godly skincare tips. Or see what it's like to go down on myself. Or...
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Alright so you have 4 days to plan an alleged Luigi and execute it that morning. Hide out locally near your home and either the skin walker may get arrested instead.. or you may have reasonable doubt that it wasn't you in the security footage.
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Counter point: just let it play up an absolutely infallible alibi. Don't get too caught at the scene.
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I'd take that gamble for a chance at some whimsey. What else I doing with my life.
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The economy is so shit, eldrich skinwalkers are doing gig work for Amazon.
I know. We need murderback.
Look, native american people have their needs. Landback makes sense for them. It's justice, i think. But it really doesn't serve the creatures who traditionally haunt the nightmares of this great land.
And they deserve justice too.
As much as id like to be murdered by a hot ancient regime countess who would drink me like a fucking milkshake, or be changeling'd by the fair folk, i think justice calls for me to be devoured so that, I hope, for one brief moment, might bring partial relief to a wendigo's boundless hunger.