1mo ago

It's a rule

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"It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"
- I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.
  
  Laugh all you will, the standard will be kept a secret
pulling into service station with a flat tire
"Got a flat?"
"No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"
- "Got a flat?"
  "Yeah, I live around downtown"
- Well that is an easy fix! proceeds to empty 3 tyres
months. hang on Mom is trying to make me eat peas.
- milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in
Be me
At work
Test appears to be finished based on logs
Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
"Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
"No, i just thought it would be fun."
- fun is important
  
  Yes but it was sarcasm. lol
"Putting diapers on now, DTF?"
Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.
- this fascinates me please provide search terms for me to do additional research.
  
  The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique
  
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar
  (Not sarcastic it is genuinely a great article that covers all kinds of calendars around the world)
Is it metric years or imperial years?
Nice. Im 18 trucks old.
The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again
That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.
- Isn't that what a minute is for?
Story points.

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