Nature is amazing. Here's an animal thats habitat is no where near the ocean, but it's smart enough to camouflage as something very alien, yet real, in order to defend itself. It's predators must shit thier pants when they see it become this crazy ass monster from the deep.
I used to manage people doing this job. It was fun as hell. You could joke around and some of the customers were great. Except for the times when it was absolutely draining. No we can't see you we have no idea how that looks on you, and yes the socks are in the same exact place they've been since the site opened. No we cannot go over in fine detail what every single type of sock is and how it looks on you.
You don't even need linux for this, you can use your phone. I select the next middle word that pops up a lot of times. Then scroll up to see the earlier "conversation".
Oh man, if you hadn't added "(it isn't)" i might've talen your comment as seriously as you took the meme.