1mo ago

His last pickup rolled over.

This one's gonna drown. I call it the Submariner.

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it’s a snorkel. so what?
- It's a pigeon flag.
  
  Pigeon flag?
- Oh ya, need a snorkel for the Starbucks drive thru.
  
  Wrong side for that. How the truck gon drink if the snorkel is on the passenger side?
  
  I'm waiting till he puts it in the lake.
  Hopefully with no innocent passengers this time.
It makes more sense once you see the driver
- Hmm. Teensy bit more gut. Goofy grin. Snorkle. ... Good enough.
- It's nice to see someone else posting an Ocean Smurf. Thought I dreamed them for a while!
  
  I also dream of shitty derivative 80s cartoons
I've been thinking of printing out labels that say 'plastic masculinity facade' for these cars (they're everywhere in NZ)
- Do they have snorkles? Because I think that's a REALLY questionable feature on a pickup truck.
  
  What kind of a question is that?
  of course they have fucking snorkels
- I mean it's not a car, it's a light pickup truck.
I always wondered if a can of soda would fit into one of those.
- Good God In Heaven!
  Now this is the sort of thinking I really like to see on the internet.
  Let's continue to explore ideas. I hope none of those ideas include stealing my lugnuts. Let's keep it reasonable folks.
Could be worse. Could have been an incel camino
- Now, I know a very nice couple that own a Camino. She's awesome, and he's her gearhead rockstar.
  But its a fukin weird lookin car, that's fer sure.
  
  OP was taking about a Cybertruck, the worst of all.
- Just need to get a truck without electronics in the engine bay then!
  Maybe crank it by hand to start
Anyone trying to drive a Tacoma in water that deep is "up shit creek without a paddle." Quite literally.
- The snokle isn't for water. It's for dust.
  
  TIL.
- They're really better for dust and such.

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