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Stamets @lemmy.world

2mo ago

Hostel signage is something else

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I've definitely been in a hostel where they should have had this sign. Woke up to my bunk rockin.
- Yeah, worst family trip ever.
  
  Things just haven't been the same since Dad passed away.
  
  mom seemed to like it
me when i show up to the popcorn party to provide commentary on my own sex tape
- me and the folk trying to find her clit together (investigative voice-over)
Penalty is a million dongs
- About $50 USD, or a million penises.
  
  If you get fined in Vietnam, you have to take out your dong in front of the police.
  
  Some how more expensive than a private room?
  A hotel certainly costs a lot more than that,
- An average Saturday night for your mum
- Very Nasty Dongs.
VND? Vietnamese Nerd Dollars?
- Close lmao Vietnamese Dong
  
  Dong? Well now I know I can never go to Vietnam because I have a child's sense of humor.
  
  Wait, they pay by dong?
Some people just don't care about anything do they. Guess they went to this hostel one time too many.
Would that count as a type of revenge porn?
- Vietnamese DGAF
eh.
I for one would take all the feedback I can get.
Now, your astrological forecast: Leo, you gonna die; Virgo, you gonna die; Gemini, you gonna die. Twice.

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