2mo ago

Stupid gods!

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I didn't know I needed this
- It's far funnier than it should be Your name is also perfect to have been the first to comment.
  
  Oh shit, that's right. I'm Zeus here. The king of the gods. Shitposting through his multihop VPN from atop mount olympus
Looks like Cohen The Barbarian of the Terry Pratchett Discworld series.
In a profession where you don't live long unless you're very, very good... He's very, very old.
2 obols says he ain't returning that slab
So I played the first 2 when they were brand new, got bored, skipped everything else until I got a PS5 which came with Ragnarok and I feel like some very important things happened in all those sequels because Kratos wasn't actually a god but now he is, but he's messing with Norse gods and not Greek ones now? Did the motherfucker kill all the Greek gods and is now moving on to other pantheons just to kill even more gods? I can't wait for him to take on the Abrahamic god.

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