Don't worry, is gonna be espresso

My takeaway: Boil life until it's al dente.

Why is that guy eating a flower?

Also, what kind of spegetti are we talking here? "Whore's Pasta" makes things harder.

But then there's "Squid Ink" pasta which makes things a lot softer and other things wetter...what with the tentacles and stuff.

Guess he finally won the lotto.