Call your doctor today

The land before time for a colonoscopy.

Yep Yep Yep!

- Yeah I got sad as soon as I wrote it.

If you know about the Tree-star, it's time to have a doctor check out your B-star.

I had my first DRE a few months ago. It felt like the Dr thought my butthole was a dog's mouth with a piece of chocolate in it.

- You forgot about DRE

I got the VHS from Pizza Hut

What’s a long neck?

It’s the instrument they use to check for polyps

oh noes... 🥺

You're a decade too soon but thank you

It’s too late for me. I recognise the image but can’t remember any context about it. Guess dementia ain’t that far

Grandpa, you just killed 4 people while you made this comment. Keep your eyes on the road!

Damn that tree star looks delicious

Jokes on you, I already had mine

I remember not liking that movie as a kid and it was on TV like every other month for a years it felt like. Movie is older than me tho.

How's your colon?
- pretty good, I eat lots of fiber

Can I at least eat delicious star leaves before the procedure?

Had my first on Monday.

The procedure itself is fine (had mine with sedation, so didn't even notice). But that bowel prep... That stuff is nothing short of traumatising.

Land before time was an absolute banger growing up too.

Those leaves always looked so damn good.

Make me

I am not that old, and I remeber watching that movie as a kid :3

Yes, but did you watch it when it was new? Or (in my case) when the VHS was new?
- I dont think so, but it also wasnt too old when I first watched it.

Already?

You can look up my rectum if you can find it

No really, it's in a traveling museum exhibit somewhere

But I am not that old

Reminder that routine colonoscopies are a bit of a scam. Unless preceded by targeted tests or symptoms they're extremely unlikely to pick up anything more than incidental polyps, and this is at the expense of your dignity, time, and money.