Has JD Vance ever tried a tree?
Has JD Vance ever tried a tree?
Couches are so overrated...
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You mean a pre-couch¿
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Not just any furniture, no no no, underage furniture
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No, no! Just prefers trans-formed trees..
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lookhowtheymassacredmyboy.gif
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Don't give him ideas, nature is suffering enough as is.
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Not just the truth, but The Whole Truth
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The Hole Truth
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Trussy is hard though
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Probably
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Hasn't the Lorax been abused enough? He's seen more than he should.
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Of course that's a thing...
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no, but had a pope a couple weeks ago
not sexually ; murderously.
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I wouldn't think of him as a dendrophile.
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Have you seen Poison Ivy?
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Yes, but when I saw her I thought "yeah I'd have fun with her" not "my god look at that tall rough barked tree over there, wonder if there are any good holes"
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Arborphelia
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_furniture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrophilia_(paraphilia)
Why did I open up this
rabbittree hole?
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TekKnight, is that you?
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Shady Vance's not whole.
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If the tree is still alive then no…
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Let see him try to do that to a dynamite tree, aka the soapbox tree. Or a manchineel tree
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No, but I’m about to!
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I caught 3 squirrels in the process, and got a free circumcision!
Good luck 🤞
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Far too large (the hole).