Skip Navigation

User banner
Posts
20
Comments
161
Joined
2 yr. ago

  • Look I love warbling tits as much as the next guy, but ornithologists are the horniest scientists in the game.

  • Sauce? I need a Spider-Man Wolverine crossover in my life.

  • “By creating an environment with no room for human emotion, we provide a way for those who do not want to engage in healthy processing to do just that”

  • Never mind that the story they are referencing is about the importance of hospitality. It would be more accurate to say that the Bible is saying to kill ICE agents.

  • Imagine the sludge in their shriveled little hearts to feel anything but profound sadness and/or rage looking at that sign. I used to think there was good in everyone. I was wrong.

  • Very misguided.

  • The way the American government feels like satire makes it difficult for life to feel real right now. It’s like I’m living in a political stoner movie.

  • Food.

    Jump
  • No, they have diabetes.

  • Oh really, guess I’ll go back to cigarettes then.

  • mood

    Jump
  • Im 169 days into quitting and I’m ready to start up again

  • Username checks out

  • Could be a good career move. Look at Nelson Mandela; he died in prison and then became president.

  • I always thought toad was a mushroom, like a toadstool

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Bichael

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    There it is, that funny feeling.

    Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    There are two kinds of people on earth: peope who are stupid and people who know they are stupid. What kind are you?

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Rulder's Gate

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    The superior rule

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    nervous system

    [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemmy.world

    just having the single greatest flight of my life

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    I love democracy

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Make your existence an act of rebellion

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Pure evil

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Those bastards lied to me

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Wholesome self care

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    It’s nice to be alone

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Bout to blow your mind baby

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Lemmy lifeblood

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Sad middle age noises

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Big Bird is gaining

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    D A R E you

    me_irl @lemmy.ml

    Based on a true story

    Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Babies that have only ever eaten milk are made of milk, so they’re basically sentient cheese.