3mo ago

Next pope suggestion

Next pope suggestion rule

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- All hail Pope carrion0409
Literally don't know who that is or why suggesting her as pope is funny
- It's Zendaya, a woman of color who's about as cool and modern as people who didn't pay much attention thought Francis was.
  Mostly, though, it'd piss off American regressives so damn much 😁
  
  Does she have a penis? Because that and be baptized in the Catholic Church are the only requisites. And they DO check! They have a special chair for that purpose and all.
  
  It'd also prevent Timothy Chalamet from getting the role. I see you OP.
- She was in the three Spiderman: Home movies, two Dune movies, the HBO show Euphoria and a bunch of crap.
Ok, so first ~~executive order~~ papal bubble: From now on, Nutella on the wafers!
- As the rightful Pope I'm issuing a Papal Bull to excommunicate you for your typo.
Me? Why are you pointing at me?
- Why not? The ways of Pope Zendaya are inscrutable 🤷
I fear we will never get a pope as cool as Francisco... you guys probably don't get this, but we have never been this close to the end of The Game

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