Isn't this an actual Tintin strip? I am pretty sure I've seen this long before LLMs were a thing. It's edited, sure.
No. It's using the below comic as a base, of course, but it's done in that painfully generic AI comic style that's become so common.
I'd guess the creator (if not OP) just fed this as the source image and asked it to change the characters to romans.
"dies Mercurii" means wednesday
Romance language speakers know
Just according to keikaku
and google translate
No it's Mercursday. Referring do Wodan would be a barbaric germanic thing to do.