More egg product seizures than fentanyl seizures at the border so far this year

Because the ingredients used to make fentanyl can move freely. The problem isn't the drug. The problem is American citizens need unbelievably amounts of drugs just to cope with living in America.

Americans crave pre-Covid prices. Former President Donald Trump is promising to make them a reality.

“Prices will come down,” Trump told voters during a speech last week laying out his vision for a return to the White House. “You just watch: They’ll come down, and they’ll come down fast, not only with insurance, with everything.”

Take a step into the time machine and travel all the way back to . . . checks notes* . . August and read as CNN takes the word farts coming from the demented rapists' escalating dissociative episodes on the campaign trail and treats them VRY SRS and decide he must be talking about deflation. Instead of, y'know, pointing out he's demented. Like an actual news organization would.

Trump finally did it. He won the war on drugs by making food unaffordable. Congrats Mr. President!